Consider this your daily public service announcement.
Designed for anyone who is vertically challenged but completely out of time for nonsense, this shirt gives fair warning before anyone even opens their mouth. The distressed, vintage-style typography perfectly matches the energy of dealing with people before your morning coffee.
We printed this unfiltered truth on a premium, breathable fabric blend that is built to move with you and keep its shape, no matter how many times your patience gets tested.
The Specs:
The Build: A high-quality 60% combed ring-spun cotton and 40% poly blend.
The Weight: 4.3 oz./yd.² (146 g/m²) — the ultimate sweet spot between feather-light and heavy-duty.
The Cut: A modern, true-to-size silhouette featuring reinforced shoulder-to-shoulder taping so the collar never sags.
The Comfort: 100% tagless with a tear-away label to eliminate neck itch.
